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• Q: what do you call a blonde without an asshole?
  A: divorced.
• What a woman says:
  This place is a mess! C'mon, you and I need to clean up. Your stuff is lying on the floor and you'll have no clothes to wear if we don't do laundry right now!
  What a man hears:
  Blah, blah, blah, blah, C'MON, blah, blah, YOU AND I, blah, blah, blah, blah, ON THE FLOOR, blah, blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES, blah, blah, blah, blah, RIGHT NOW.
• Hillary Clinton went for her annual exam. After the exam, the OB-GYN  told her that she was pregnant, and in great shape. Hillary couldn't believe the news and stormed out of the office. She rushed to her limo and picked up the phone to call the Oval Office.
  "You got me pregnant! How could you be so careless?" There is a silence on the other end. Finally, she hears Bill's voice.
  "Who is this?"
  
• When you are dating..... Farting is never an issue.
• Q: What happened to the blonde tap dancer?
  A. She slipped off and fell down the drain.
• Her friend asks, "Everything ok with your car now?"
  The blonde replies, "Yes, thank goodness. I was worried that my mechanic might try to rip me off, so I was relieved when he told me all I needed was blinker fluid."
• A blonde says to her psychiatrist, "I'm on the road a lot, and my clients are complaining that they can never reach me."
  He replies, "Don't you have a phone in your car?"
  She says, "That was a little too expensive, so I did the next best thing. I put a mailbox in my car."
  The psychiatrist, laughing to himself, asks, "Uhh...how's that working?"
  The blonde replies, "Actually, I haven't gotten any letters yet."
  He asks, "And why do you think that is?"
  The blonde in all her wisdom replies, "I figure it's because when I'm driving around my zip code keeps changing."
• Learn from your parents' mistakes -- use birth control.
• The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?" I said, "Dust!"
• Q:: how can you tell if a blonde's been using the computer?
  A: there's white-out on the screen.
  Q2: how can you tell if another blonde's been using the computer?
  A: there's writing on the white-out.
• 02/07/2012
• Why can't men get Mad Cow Disease?
  Because they are all PIGS!
• Q: what do you call a blonde with a dollar on the top of their Head?
  A: all you can eat, under a buck.
• Q: Do you know why Bill Clinton doesn't use bookmarks?
  A: Because he likes to bend pages!
• A stagecoach bounced down a rutted road, heading for Dallas. In the coach were a Texan, a very busty lady, and a greenhorn from the East.
  The greenhorn kept eyeing the lady. Finally he leaned forward and said, "Lady, I'll give you ten dollars for a blowjob."
  The Texan was appalled. He pulled out his pistol, shot the greenhorn right between the eyes, and shoved his body out the door.
  The lady gasped and said, "Thank you, sir, for defending my honor!"
  The Texan holstered his gun and said, "Your honor, hell! Just trying to keep down inflation. Around here, a blowjob goes for two dollars."
• Q: What's the difference between Bill Clinton and his dog Buddy?
  A: One tries to hump the leg of every woman and the other is a chocolate lab!
• Q: why did the blonde with a big pussy douche with crest?
  A: she heard that it reduces cavities.
• A 92-year old woman had a full cardiac arrest at home and was rushed to the hospital. After about thirty minutes of unsuccessful resuscitation attempts the old lady was pronounced dead. The doctor went to tell the lady's 78-year
• Q: did you hear about the new slogan for miss clairol's hair dye?
  A: buy a double batch and get a snatch to match.
• Once upon a time, there was a man who came home very late and very drunk every night. His wife decided to teach him a lesson, so she dressed up like Satan and hid in the dark to scare him when he got home.
  When he finally came stumbling across the lawn, his wife jumped out in front of him and howled like a demon. He just looked at her and slurred, "You don't scare me; I'm married to your sister!"
• Why did God create blondes?
  Because sheep can't bring beer from the fridge.
• 02/06/2012
• "Uh huh," "Sure, honey," or "Yes, dear."
  Really means... Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.
• George W. Bush walks into a restaurant in Washington DC with his wife Laura. The waiter approaches the table and asks for his order.
  "I'll have your biggest, juiciest London Broil," answers the President.
  "But sir, what about the mad cow?!!" asks the waiter.
  "Oh," answers Dubya, "she'll order for herself."
• Cobbler's daughter, but she was built to last.
• What did the woman do when she found out that her husband was gay?
  She turned around and took it like a man.
• How do you get a Michigan girl into an elevator?
  Grease her hips, and throw in a Twinkie.
• One day God came to Adam to pass on some news. "I've got some good news and some bad news,"  God said.
  Adam looked at God and said, "Well, give me the good news first."
  Smiling, God explained, "I've got two new organs for you. One is called a brain. It will allow you to be very intelligent, create new things, and have intelligent conversations with Eve. The other organ I have for you is called a penis. It will allow you to reproduce your now intelligent life form and populate this planet. Eve will be very happy that you now have this organ to give her children."
  Adam, very excited, exclaimed, "These are great gifts you have given to me.  What could possibly be bad news after such great tidings?"
  God looked upon Adam and said with great sorrow,  "The bad news is that when I created you, I only gave you enough blood to operate these organs one at a time."
• A blonde left her car out in a hail storm. When the storm was over, she checked the car and found out it was covered with small dents. She went to the local garage and inquired how to fix the problem.
  The mechanic told her to blow on the tailpipe and the dents would be removed.
  She took the car home parked it and proceeded to blow on the pipe. Another blonde came by and inquired what she was doing, she told her that she was blowing on the tailpipe to remove the dents.
  The other blonde responded, "That's not going to work unless you roll up the windows."
• Best way to get a man to do something - suggest they are too old for it.
• Q: what important question does a blonde ask his/her mate Before having sex?
  A: do you want this by the hour, or the flat rate?
• Q: why do blondes like tilt steering?
  A: more head room.

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